"Same old story, when all else fails, round up the jews"

 

"mood lighting, music, and fruit: three things that cost a highschool teacher his job" (reference to molester steve)

 

"elliot, you creep people out"

 

"slow conquest of europe easly much better than snood"-christo

 

"but the fun part is, I get to dialate your pupils!"

 

"you look like Jesus" "I get that alot"

 

"because they're mine, and because I am better looking"

 

"crappy? crappy would have been great."

 

"I'll do something evil...like burning something!....or...GLUEING THINGS TOGETHER!"

 

"It's called MORPHING!" - c-dawg

 

in the infamous words of man, "pretty people suck"

 

"ooo...ahhhh! It burns as it ineffectually passes through me!"

 

"If I was a sign of evil....where would I be?"

 

" I still dream of a crypt for two with a white picket fence...."

 

"never did like picket fences anyway, too dangerous"

 

" I just lost macho points, didn't I?"